So, my parents thought I was on the laptop too much, so they decided I ought to take a break from it.
Serkane: Ain’t that the truth.
Just shut up, okay? Anyways, they decided to take mine away to teach me a lesson of some kind. They had planned for it to be until Tuesday, however I managed to earn it back on a bet.
Ezkuro: You made a bet with your parents? That is awesome!
Melana: So, what’d you do?
I thought you’d never ask. I… *drumroll* had to eat cranberries!
Ezkuro: Your bets are surprisingly lame. I thought you’d have to sit on flagpoles or swallow goldfish or something… but eat cranberries? That’s lame!
Just shut up… I though you guys would make this blog more lively, you know?
Ezkuro: Who’s fault is that?
*coughs* anyway, I threw up in my drink, but it was totally worth it. Coming soon to a roleplaying directory near you: Light of Creation, Onyx Skies V2, and just maybe, Tales of Randim!
Serkane: *claps*
Thank you. And now for something completely different…
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Serkane: So, what do you guys want for Christmas, everyone?
Lillith: Christmas? We just had thanksgiving!
Serkane: I thought you weren’t in this blog. Ah, whatever. Listen, it’s in a month, so we might as well talk about it right now. Anyways, I’d like a new sword, a couple of books, maybe a video game.
Melana: Well, I’d like a first aid kit, a self-help book, and the new Grand Theft Auto game!
Serkane: …What?
Melana: Only kidding.
Ezkuro: Anyway, I’d like some lysol, some gasoline, and some firewood.
Serkane: Remind me not to bother you until the 26th. Anyways, what about you, Lillith?
Lillith: I already have the best gift of all.
Serkane: Spending time with your husband and your friends?
Lillith: Of course not. I’m talking about videos of Ezkuro’s high school graduation!
Ezkuro: What?!? Oh, dear…
Lillith: Don’t worry, the kids didn’t laugh THAT hard.
Ezkuro: *Sigh*… happy Hanukkah, everyone. *Goes to indulge his latent pyromania*
