Have a very Onyx Skies… something

Okay, well I have Onyx Skies V2 pinned down for a release tomorrow.

Serkane: Onyx Skies? Isn’t that the one with the emo Relkor?

That WAS V1, you know.

Serkane: I know, but still. At least in Jahaarah Relkor had an ACTUAL reason to despise me.

Just… shut up.

Relkor: What’s all this about an emo Relkor?

Serkane: We’re talking about Onyx Skies, bro.

Relkor: Oh, that thing?

Ezkuro: I still say I should’ve been on that site!

I was… working on it.

Ezkuro: Yes, playing video games must surely count as working on it.

Shut up! You’re all acting like children!  Anyways, I’ve been hard at work this week.

Ezkuro: Sure you were… 

Drakvor: I have fury! 

Cleoy: I think I’m in the wrong blog…

Cleoy, Raro’s blog is that way. Drakvor, what are you doing here?

Drakvor: I’m here to kick *woof* and eat raw meat, and I’m all our of *potato*!

 Melana: I see the censorbot is working fine. 

This blog has been slowly descending into absurdity. I honestly think Tales of Randim will be saner than this place.

Serkane: Maybe if you had an ACTUAL life to write about… 

I’m leaving this blog right now! *leaves*

Ezkuro: Wow. We managed to drive our creator out of his own blog…

Drakvor: Valker wings for all!

Lillith: I’ll bake the cake. 

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Relkor: There is no skit for today. Go away.

Ezkuro: No skit? Then I guess I can just take my armor off … *takes it off*

Relkor: Well, okay, I… OH MY GOD you never told me you didn’t have anything on under it!

Ezkuro: Well, I’m already hot enough as is…

Relkor: Ezkuro, you’re part fire breathing dragon…

Ezkuro: I still get hot.

Relkor: Just put on some clothes while I gouge out my eyes with a spoon…

Ezkuro: Fine, but you’re missing out on all the fun…

*Insert title here*

So, my parents thought I was on the laptop too much, so they decided I ought to take a break from it.

Serkane: Ain’t that the truth.

Just shut up, okay? Anyways, they decided to take mine away to teach me a lesson of some kind. They had planned for it to be until Tuesday, however I managed to earn it back on a bet.

Ezkuro: You made a bet with your parents? That is awesome!

Melana: So, what’d you do?

I thought you’d never ask. I… *drumroll* had to eat cranberries!

Ezkuro: Your bets are surprisingly lame. I thought you’d have to sit on flagpoles or swallow goldfish or something… but eat cranberries? That’s lame!

Just shut up… I though you guys would make this blog more lively, you know?

Ezkuro: Who’s fault is that?

*coughs* anyway, I threw up in my drink, but it was totally worth it. Coming soon to a roleplaying directory near you: Light of Creation, Onyx Skies V2, and just maybe, Tales of Randim!

Serkane: *claps*

Thank you. And now for something completely different…

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Serkane: So, what do you guys want for Christmas, everyone?

Lillith: Christmas? We just had thanksgiving!

Serkane: I thought you weren’t in this blog. Ah, whatever. Listen, it’s in a month, so we might as well talk about it right now. Anyways, I’d like a new sword, a couple of books, maybe a video game.

Melana: Well, I’d like a first aid kit, a self-help book, and the new Grand Theft Auto game!

Serkane: …What?

Melana: Only kidding.

Ezkuro: Anyway, I’d like some lysol, some gasoline, and some firewood.

Serkane: Remind me not to bother you until the 26th. Anyways, what about you, Lillith?

Lillith: I already have the best gift of all.

Serkane: Spending time with your husband and your friends?

Lillith: Of course not. I’m talking about videos of Ezkuro’s high school graduation!

Ezkuro: What?!? Oh, dear…

Lillith: Don’t worry, the kids didn’t laugh THAT hard.

Ezkuro: *Sigh*… happy Hanukkah, everyone. *Goes to indulge his latent pyromania*

Let’s see… what am I going to do in a blog?

Hey, my name’s Forrest Wilkerson. You may know me as Sapphire Flame, Serkane Felkar, or someone else. Who knows? Anyway, about myself. I’m a 16-year old male living in *truck rolls past*. I go *mike goes out* school. My interests include roleplaying, video games, wasting time, and waffles. Being a roleplayer, I’m going to occasionally let my creations run amok.

Serkane: Hey! You stole that from Thecamfiles!

So I did, What are you going to do about it?

Serkane: Well, I was going to say something funny, but not now. How come you’re not in script format, anyway?

Because I like being consistent to the point of silliness.

Serkane: Whatever. Aren’t you going to introduce us?

Fine. You do the honors yourself.

Serkane: Fine. I’m Serkane, the azure birdman. I like swords, flying around, and making sarcastic comments.

Ezkuro: Name’s Ezkuro. I’m an, um, red dragonman. Serkane says I’m not too smart, but I have strong will. Whatever that means.

Melana: I’m Melana. I’m a birdman like Serkane, only I’m white. I’m also Serkane’s hubby.

Ezkuro: Um, Melana, I think you need a different font.

Melana: What do you mean?

Ezkuro: Nevermind. I’ll let you decide. You should get to know everyone else eventually. Now are you gonna, like, use this blog for what it was intended, SF?

Gladly. Well, today was a half day for me, and I’m going to spend thanksgiving break working on my roleplay sites and blogging. I got to ride to school today in my father’s porsche, which was cool. I’ve also been roleplaying at another site lately, http://jaharaah.proboards100.com/index.cgi

Serkane: Truly, your interests are as varied as the snowflakes that fall from the heavens.

Well, that’s all for today! Come back soon when I have something worth writing about!

Melana: Hooray!